“He’s only mostly dead.”

– Billy Crystal, The Princess Bride

I wasn’t sure whether to go with the above or the famous Mark Twain line about “reports of my death [being] greatly exaggerated.”

Suffice it to say, I am presently undeceased – although February seemed to be keen on testing that proposition. The past month has been what an old friend used to call a ‘Mongolian Clusterfuck.’ Apparently, that is an actual t…