“Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”

So, while you wouldn’t know otherwise from checking my feed here, I am not presently deceased. At least to my knowledge. There is at least some chance that I am, in fact, quite dead - but in the style of Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense and will thus be the last to know. I haven’t seen Haley Joel Osment though, so it stands to reason that I’m still above gro…