So, how'd you two meet? - Part 1

Well, it's a long story.

[People keep asking Valerie Bertinelli and I how we met. The short answer is: we met online. The longer answer is that a set of events occurred which ultimately brought us together. You can draw your own conclusions as to why they occurred, but I know mine. It will take some storytelling to get there. Come along, if interested. It’s a tale. My side of i…